"Nuthin' but a Jew Thang," Christmas Eve at China1

Don't be a lonely Jew on Christmas!
Theory Events, the East Village's favorite Jewish media conspiracy is proud to present

NUTHIN' BUT A JEW THANG
An evening of drinking, dancing and sexy scandal
For 21+ Jews and the shiksas who want them...

Christmas Eve at China1
50 Avenue B between 3rd and 4th streets

featuring performances by
DJ Macabee of It's Overture as DR. DREIDEL
100 dBs as JEWMAINE DUPREE
and Professor Meat as PHAROAHE MENSCH
plus special goyim TBA

Monday December 24
9pm 'til late
Free entry all night

Reservations : 212 375 0665

THIS JUST IN: We had a talk with the management of China1 about the Jews' ancient and hallowed Christmas traditions, and we're pleased to announce we'll be screening movies all night and that there will be a $10 all-you-can-eat General Tso's chicken, Veggie Fried Rice and Veggie Spring Rolls from 7-1.

Also, while the party's free, most of the staff will be missing holiday time to be there- tip lavishly!