Oh, and one more thing:

Management has its privileges, and thanks to some insider hustling we're pleased to offer you an all new, all awesome weekly Theory Event at China1:


Think you've got talent? Come find out!
Sundays at China 1

THE GONG SHOW

50 Avenue B between 3rd and 4th Streets, Downstairs
8pm Signup, 9pm Showtime.

*Cheer (and jeer) the best(?) talent the East Village has to offer!
*Thrill as our "celebrity" judges mercilessly cut acts short with the bang of a gong!
*Envy the magnificent grand prize awarded to the best act of the evening!
*Taste the many flavors of China1 with the unbeatable $25 open bar from 9-midnight!
*Groove to an exclusive genre-bending sets from fresh new DJs after the show!
*Outlandish fancy dress strongly encouraged!
*Free to get in! Delicious signature drinks and awesome cheap eats!

Performers:
All non-destructive acts within the relatively loose morals of the East Village are welcome,
but if two out of three of the judges can't stand you, then the gong will sound and you're out!
You've got a 30 second grace period before you can get gonged and three minutes max per act;
what you do with it is up to you. Come by 8pm to sign up, because the list will fill quickly!

For more info:
TheoryEventsNYC@gmail.com
www.theoryevents.com