Some Awesome For You...
Hey The Peoples,
It's been a while, I know, but I hope you've all been doing well. I've been good, busy, setting things up to keep you entertained through the spring. More on that over the next few weeks, but suffice it to say the Theory crew has got a lot of great shows, parties and events on tap for you at some of the hottest bars, lounges and galleries around the downtown this April and May. We're going to keep it really live straight through the summer, and it's all for you. Stay tuned.
In the meantime, let me draw your attention to what our clutch players 100 dBs and MC Ryan O'Neil are getting into this Saturday, March 24:
This is not one of my shows, and I did not design this flyer. Whoever did design this flyer should be shot, or tested for colorblindness, or perhaps both.
Why would I put up such a hideous flyer? Because if you print it out and bring it with you to the Knitting Factory this Saturday night, you can save three beans off the cost of admission, and that's nearly half a beer these days.
This is going to be a fun show- dBs gonna spin some classics, Ryan's gonna spit a bit of the fire and then we're all going to laugh long and hard at the fools my man Prof. Meat's gonna serve in the freestyle battle. Message me if you want to get in on the pregame action, or I'll just see you at the show.
Incidentally, if you haven't downloaded 100dBs new mixtape, "Brenner's Breaks Vol. 1," you should, because it's free and really good. Ghostface and Tom Waits on one track, and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Alright, that's all I've got for now, but in my continuing efforts to reward people for reading to the bottom of the bulletin, here's a bit by Simon Rich from the New Yorker that gave me a chuckle:
I. A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids' Table
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I'm having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let's talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won't tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren't.
MOM: I'm angry! I'm angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I'm angry, too! We're angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I'm crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don't tell the kids.
Cheers,
SC
It's been a while, I know, but I hope you've all been doing well. I've been good, busy, setting things up to keep you entertained through the spring. More on that over the next few weeks, but suffice it to say the Theory crew has got a lot of great shows, parties and events on tap for you at some of the hottest bars, lounges and galleries around the downtown this April and May. We're going to keep it really live straight through the summer, and it's all for you. Stay tuned.
In the meantime, let me draw your attention to what our clutch players 100 dBs and MC Ryan O'Neil are getting into this Saturday, March 24:
This is not one of my shows, and I did not design this flyer. Whoever did design this flyer should be shot, or tested for colorblindness, or perhaps both.
Why would I put up such a hideous flyer? Because if you print it out and bring it with you to the Knitting Factory this Saturday night, you can save three beans off the cost of admission, and that's nearly half a beer these days.
This is going to be a fun show- dBs gonna spin some classics, Ryan's gonna spit a bit of the fire and then we're all going to laugh long and hard at the fools my man Prof. Meat's gonna serve in the freestyle battle. Message me if you want to get in on the pregame action, or I'll just see you at the show.
Incidentally, if you haven't downloaded 100dBs new mixtape, "Brenner's Breaks Vol. 1," you should, because it's free and really good. Ghostface and Tom Waits on one track, and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
Alright, that's all I've got for now, but in my continuing efforts to reward people for reading to the bottom of the bulletin, here's a bit by Simon Rich from the New Yorker that gave me a chuckle:
I. A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids' Table
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I'm having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let's talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won't tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren't.
MOM: I'm angry! I'm angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I'm angry, too! We're angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I'm crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don't tell the kids.
Cheers,
SC
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